Alfred E. Neuman quotes

Too often, people who want to offer sound advice give us more sound than advice!

The reson many people are lost in thoughts is because it's unfamiliar territory!

Most people don't act stupid, it's the real thing!

Ever notice how random choice always picks you for Jury Duty, but never to win the Lottery!

A business executive is someone whot talks golf in the office and business on the golf course.

America is still a land of promise, especially during a political campaign.